Teacher Pickup Lines

Are you a teacher? Because you just schooled me on love.

I must be failing, because I can't stop staring at you.

You get an A+ in stealing my heart.

Are you my homework? Because I want to do you on my desk.

I'd stay after class just to spend more time with you.

You must be a math teacher because you've got all the right curves.

I don't need a lesson plan to know you're the one.

Are you a history teacher? Because you're making history in my heart.

You're like extra credit - I'd do anything for you.

I must have been late to class because I missed out on someone like you.

Are you a science teacher? Because we have chemistry.

You deserve a gold star for looking that good.

I'd read every book in your library just to know you better.

Are you an English teacher? Because you've got me lost for words.

You must grade on a curve because you've raised my standards.

I'd take any subject if you were teaching it.

Are you a music teacher? Because you've composed a symphony in my heart.

I've been studying all my life, but you're the best lesson.

You must be a geography teacher because you've just made my world.

I'd never skip your class.

Are you a PE teacher? Because you've got my heart racing.

You've taught me that love at first sight exists.

I'd write you a love letter every day like it's an assignment.

Are you a philosophy teacher? Because you've got me questioning everything except my feelings for you.

You must be a substitute because you just changed my whole outlook.