150+ Witty Pickup LinesSmart & Clever Openers

"I must be a light switch, because you really turn me on. But I'm also energy efficient - I won't burn out."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest. And unlike my student loans, I actually want to commit to you."

"I was going to use a cheesy pickup line, but I'm lactose intolerant. So I'll just say you're stunning."

"If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. But I prefer our angle to be 180 - completely straight with each other."

"I'd offer you my jacket, but I'm not wearing one because my confidence keeps me warm."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you. But unlike a ticket, I'd love to take you out."

"They say nothing lasts forever - so would you be my nothing?"

"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together. In 4K. With good lighting."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for. Including incognito mode."

"I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. Though I'm agnostic, so maybe evolution just did a great job."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. And I've got time."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Or maybe I just have bad peripheral vision."

"My love for you is like pi - irrational, never-ending, and I can't fully express it."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te. And I'm not just saying that because I failed chemistry."

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine. Actually, you'd be a Decepticon because you've deceived me into thinking perfect people don't exist."

"I was blinded by your beauty. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. And personal ones."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. GPS isn't working either."

"You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real. But you're definitely complex."

"Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type. QWERTY, specifically."

"I'd never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find. I've tried Google."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. But I'd also fix the whole qwerty situation."

"You must be a library book, because I'm checking you out. Hopefully with no late fees."

"Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you're looking right. Left would also work for me."

"I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you. And also slightly caffeinated."

"My love for you is like dividing by zero - it cannot be defined. But it's definitely not nothing."

"You must be made of uranium and iodine, because all I can see is U and I. And possibly radiation."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life. Specifically 'smitten.'"

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. With a weather warning."

"You're like a sunset - beautiful, impossible to look away from, and I want to post you on Instagram."

"I'm studying to become a historian because I'm interested in your past. And your present. And hopefully your future."