Lawyer Pickup Lines

I'd like to make a motion... to take you out to dinner.

Are you a lawyer? Because you just made my heart object.

I plead guilty to falling for you.

You must be a judge because you've got me all rise.

I'd go through discovery just to learn everything about you.

Are you a contract? Because I want to be bound to you.

I object to anyone else having your attention.

You've got me on trial for love, and I have no defense.

I'd waive all my rights just to hold you.

Are you a verdict? Because you're all I've been waiting for.

I'd file an appeal for another chance with you.

You must be evidence because you're making a strong case.

I'd break attorney-client privilege just to tell everyone about you.

Are you a legal brief? Because I can't stop reading into you.

I'd go pro bono just to spend time with you.

You've got reasonable cause for my heart to skip a beat.

I'd never take the fifth when asked how I feel about you.

Are you a settlement? Because I'd agree to anything for you.

You've got me under oath to love only you.

I'd cite you in every case as the perfect example.

Are you a closing argument? Because you've convinced me.

I'd go through voir dire just to be on your jury.

You're guilty of stealing my heart, and I won't press charges.

I'd study case law all night if you were the subject.

Are you the Constitution? Because you've amended my heart.