75+ Doctor Pickup LinesPrescription-Strength Charm

"Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"I'm not a doctor, but I could give you a full body examination."

"You must be my coronary artery, because you're wrapped around my heart."

"I think I need to see a doctor because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

"Are you a defibrillator? Because you're sending shocks straight to my heart."

"I must be suffering from hyperthermia, because you're making me hot."

"You're the CURE I've been searching for."

"Are you a pharmacist? Because I'd like to pick up your prescription for love."

"I think you need a blood test, because I can feel our chemistry."

"You must be a spinal cord injury, because you took my breath away."

"Are you an X-ray? Because I can see right through to your heart."

"I don't need a stethoscope to know your heart beats for me."

"You're the only antidote for my lovesickness."

"Are you a surgeon? Because you just stole my heart."

"I must be a lab specimen, because I'm completely under your examination."

"You give me premature ventricular contractions - you make my heart skip a beat."

"Are you an anesthesiologist? Because you take my breath away and make me numb to everyone else."

"I think I'm developing a new condition: being in love with you."

"You must be dopamine, because you make me feel happy."

"Are you a Band-Aid? Because I can't stop staring at your curves."

"I must need glasses because I can't take my eyes off you."

"Are you a CT scan? Because you're making my head spin."

"I think I have a fever, and the only prescription is more of you."

"You must be serotonin because you make my world brighter."

"Are you my insulin? Because I can't live without you."

"I'm no organ donor, but I'd give you my heart."

"You raise my dopamine levels higher than any medication could."

"Are you a PCR test? Because you're amplifying my feelings."

"I must be a white blood cell, because I can't stop fighting for you."

"You must be my pacemaker, because my heart won't beat right without you."

"Are you a clinical trial? Because I'd love to study you more closely."

"I don't need a thermometer to tell me you're hot."

"You're making my heart rate go tachycardic."

"Are you a flu shot? Because you've got me feeling weak in the knees."

"I think I need CPR, because you just took my breath away."

"You must be my EpiPen, because you make my heart race."

"Are you a medical record? Because I'd love to get to know your history."

"I'd never put you on DNR status, because I'd always want to resuscitate this relationship."

"You must be made of stem cells, because you're helping me regenerate my happiness."

"Are you a dermatologist? Because you've got me under your skin."