Marvel Pickup Lines

Are you Spider-Man? Because you've got me caught in your web.

My spider-sense is tingling... and it's pointing right at you.

I'd swing across the city just to see your smile.

You must be MJ because you're the girl next door of my dreams.

With great beauty comes great responsibility... to get your number.

I'm not Tony Stark, but I'd build an empire just to impress you.

You must be made of iron because you've attracted my heart.

I'd give up my suit of armor for just one date with you.

Are you Pepper Potts? Because you're the one I'd trust with my heart.

I don't need JARVIS to tell me you're perfect.

Are you worthy? Because you just lifted my heart.

I'd travel all nine realms just to find someone like you.

You must be from Asgard because you look like a goddess.

Lightning doesn't strike twice, but I'd let you strike my heart again and again.

Mjolnir isn't the only thing that's fallen for someone worthy.

I don't need a super serum to know you're perfect.

Are you Peggy Carter? Because I'd wait 70 years for you.

I could do this all day... talk to you, that is.

You're the star-spangled girl of my dreams.

I'd go against any Hydra agent just to protect your heart.

You don't need spy training to steal my heart.

Are you a Black Widow? Because you're dangerously beautiful.

I'm defenseless against your charm.

You've infiltrated my thoughts like a master spy.

I'd defect to any country if you were there.

You make my heart smash through my chest.

I'm usually calm, but you make me lose control.

That's my secret... I'm always attracted to you.

You don't need gamma radiation to be incredible.

HULK LIKE! ...I mean, I like you.

If being attractive was a superpower, you'd be an Avenger.

I don't need the Infinity Stones to know you're my destiny.

You're the endgame I've been looking for.

I'd assemble a team just to impress you.

Are you Thanos? Because you just snapped away all my doubts.

I love you 3000.

Whatever it takes... to win your heart.

You must have the Time Stone because every moment with you is precious.