100+ Hinge Prompt AnswersThat Actually Get Likes

A life goal of mine

"To have a dog that likes me more than it likes bacon. Currently 0-3."

I'm looking for

"Someone who'll let me steal their fries while pretending not to notice."

The way to win me over is

"Remember something I mentioned once and bring it up later. That's it. That's the move."

I geek out on

"True crime podcasts, coffee brewing methods, and why my plants keep dying despite my best efforts."

Together we could

"Be that annoying couple at brunch who can't stop laughing at their own inside jokes."

My most irrational fear

"That I'll become the person who talks about their dreams at parties."

Dating me is like

"Getting a streaming subscription - lots of content, occasional buffering, worth the investment."

I'm convinced that

"Parallel parking should count as a personality trait."

My simple pleasures

"Perfect avocado ripeness, finding money in old jacket pockets, and when someone laughs at my jokes."

We're the same type of weird if

"You've ever narrated your life in your head like it's a documentary."

Typical Sunday

"Farmers market, strong opinions about oat milk, and a nap that was definitely not 3 hours."

I'll fall for you if

"You can make me laugh when I'm hangry. That's the ultimate test."

The key to my heart is

"Remembering my coffee order and sending memes without context."

I want someone who

"Gets excited about the same random things I do. Like good pens. Don't judge."

My love language is

"Making you a playlist and pretending it didn't take me 3 hours."

Green flags I look for

"Good to servers, asks follow-up questions, and doesn't think The Office peaked after Michael left."

I'm weirdly attracted to

"People who use turn signals and have strong opinions about breakfast."

My greatest strength

"I can carry all the groceries in one trip. Also emotional availability but the grocery thing is more impressive."

I recently discovered that

"My Spotify Wrapped is basically a cry for help. Anyway, how are you?"

Fact about me that surprises people

"I've never seen The Godfather but I can quote all of Shrek from memory."

Change my mind about

"Pineapple on pizza. I'm team yes but I'll hear your arguments over drinks."

I'm the type of texter who

"Responds immediately or in 3 business days. No in between."

Don't hate me if I

"Judge your book choices and then read them anyway because you recommended them."

I go crazy for

"Good bookstores, golden hour light, and people who actually laugh instead of just typing 'lol.'"

This year I really want to

"Finally use my passport, learn one magic trick, and find someone to do nothing with."

I bet you can't

"Beat me at Scrabble. I'm disgustingly competitive about word games and not sorry about it."

Two truths and a lie

"I've met a celebrity, I can juggle, I've finished a chapstick without losing it. Good luck."

My therapist would say I

"Make everything into a joke as a defense mechanism. Anyway, here's my Hinge profile."

I'll pick the first date if you

"Promise not to judge me when I inevitably order too much food."

Believe it or not, I

"Have never broken a bone despite being the least coordinated person you'll ever meet."

What I order for the table

"The appetizer sampler because decisions are hard and I want all of it."

I'm looking for someone who

"Will be my plus one to things and my minus one to things I don't want to go to."

My real-life superpower is

"Finding the best parking spot. It's not useful in emergencies but impressive at Target."

All I ask is that you

"Don't spoil shows, share your snacks sometimes, and laugh at my jokes even when they're bad."

Let's make sure we're on the same page about

"The Oxford comma (non-negotiable), brunch (essential), and that Die Hard is a Christmas movie."